You don't have enough health points for that.

So I haven't blogged for a bit, due to being at the Edinburgh Festival and being knackered through hard work and hard not work. But to keep my avid followers and my ego (which misguidedly thinks I have avid followers) happy, I'm doing a small post.

Therefore, here is a picture of a dog wearing a kitten as a hat...



...and a poem that I wrote about Batman.

Enjoy. :D


If I Was Batman

If I was Batman, that would be great.
I'd always get to stay up late.
The dark avenger, instrument of fate,
If I was Batman...

If I was Batman, that would be cool,
I'd never have to go to school.
I'd fight the Joker and Ra'z Al-Guhl,
If I was Batman...

If I was Batman, that would be neat,
I'd beat up gangsters on the street,
All the girls falling at my feet,
If I was Batman...

If I was Batman, that would be ace,
Noone would ever see my face.
Disappear into the night without a trace,
If I was Batman...

If I was Batman, I'd be Bruce Wayne,
With a billion dollars and a private plane.
I'd eat caviar and drink champagne,
If I was Batman...

If I was Batman, my parents would be dead,
I'd have Alfred, the butler, instead.
It's possibly worth it, all things considered,
If I was Batman...

If I was Batman, I wouldn't be me,
And I'm pretty awesome as you all can see.
So I'll stay as I am and I think you'll agree,
I'm cooler than Batman.




Surviving the Apocalypse Tip #21 : For the worst case scenario, always keep few people close who are slower and tastier than you.